Melvyn Wright - Mechanical Music Arranger

WELCOME to my excellent Mechanical Music web site!
 If you're looking for PERFORATED MUSIC BOOKS  or MUSIC ROLLS,
you've come to the right place (probably) but not if you've got a Pianola

This site is continually being revamped and enhanced with new wholesome and prestigious features.
There is no limit to the amount of enjoyment to be obtained from its viewing
(Please do not confuse this site with other sites which are not as good as this one, and may not even exist)

Now using my patented Emailophone(TM) deluxe messaging system (with wings)

All complaints should be addressed to the monkey, not the organ grinder:

Mr.Monkey's
Complaints Department

Mr Monkey

Latest update: 10th July (next year)
Visit steamfair.co.uk The best guide to UK Steam Fairs and Organ Festivals, etc. (by me)
Please let me know about your 2014 events (like you did last summer)


(CD player)

Now
Available
(at last)

Ready-cut music for
John Smith 20-note Organs

Demonstration CDs of my Excellent Music

I will punch out your own music for you on my turbocharged perforators (that I invented myself)
Unbelievably impressive service - Private or trade - No job too messy.   See Here

I am the UK’s leading producer of perforated music for Fair Organs and Street Organs (commonly known as Band Organs and Monkey Organs in the USA). I arrange and produce music for almost every type and scale of mechanical organ, from small hand-cranked busker organs up to 56 key fairground organs. Music is produced in the form of cardboard books, paper rolls, computer disks, and micro-chips.  Please do not buy my music if you are expecting any rubbish, as you will be GREATLY disappointed.


Organs for Sale

NEW BUSKER ORGAN  FORUM - JOIN NOW


Bruder Key Frame
Photograph of me playing a 46 Keyless Bruder

Delighted Customers
since last week

Looking for music for a hand-turned organ?
Click on the banner to see my new(ish)
Busker Organ Music site
:
www.buskerorgan.com

Busker Organ Music

Warning
Unlike other Mechanical Music sites, some of the pages on this site contain a small amount of humour.  Do not proceed further if you are easily offended by the sound of your own laughter

Organ grinder's teeth

Click on the links below, to view other fascinating and informational pages of entertaining and educational material on this excellent web site (with your mouse):
BUY MUSIC, Sales Information,  New Releases,  etc.  u/d 12th December 2008
Half-Price MUSIC SALE        u/d 17th February
BARGAIN BASEMENT and HOT  OFFERS      u/d 17th February
DEMONSTRATION CDs of my wonderful organ music (at last)    u/d 15th June
WHAT'S ON  (Nearly) Hundreds of ORGAN AND STEAM EVENTS on in 2014   u/d 10th July
"Longest UK Rally Title" Competition RESULTS     u/d 21st November
Buy BOOKS about ORGAN BUILDING  Yes you can still get them  
New Busker Organ Forum   Now Open (at last)
MUSICAL BOXES  For the Organ Enthusiast
Electronic TUNERS and Test Rolls
LISTEN to me playing the Fair Organ (Band Organ)     u/d 20th January
"CYBER-STEAM"  The Internet's first Steam Fair.  Splodge around in mud, in the comfort of your armchair
Organ Grinders' HINTS and TIPS page    u/d 30th December
Mechanical Organ FAQs u/d 10th August
If a steam organ is driven by a steam engine, is a band organ driven by an elastic band?  Find out
Buy FAIR ORGAN RECORDS  Recordings of Fair Organs, Band Organs, etc.   u/d 6th June
Win a Prize in my WIN-A-PRIZE COMPETITION    
BUY a STREET or FAIR ORGAN from ORGANS R'US
Organ Grinders' Puzzle Page   Test your brainal powers  
Stupid QUESTIONS asked by Spectators  u/d 12th July
Revolutionary New Player System    NEW EXCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHS  u/d 1st April
CHEAP MUSIC ROLLS, CLEARANCE BARGAINS, etc.  u/d 30th December
TUNE YOUR ORGAN by email
Historic ORGAN POSTCARDS        u/d 3rd September
Organ Grinder JOKE  POASTCARDS
WIN £100  
John Smith ORGAN PLANS  Build yourself a small roll-playing organ (and buy the music from ME)
Castlewood ORGAN KIT  Build yourself a small roll-playing organ (and buy the music from ME)
SHEET MUSIC  Want to try arranging your own music?  Buy sheet music on line
Have a go on my PENNY SLOT MACHINES  do not bang the machines  
LINKS to other Mechanical Music sites  (not as good as this one)   u/d 22nd June
What people have said about me and my web site!!!  Inspect my testimonials u/d 3rd May
Putting Things On Top Of Other Things
This BUTTON is not a real button - it's only a drawing of a real button.

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Busker Organ Music

               

Wooden Musical Boxes

Individually hand-made

Music playing:  TYROLEAN WOODCUTTERS arranged for 48 keyless Bruder
Please Note: The music should sound very impressive.  If it doesn't, there must be something wrong with your sound card (providing you've got one).

   

Buy some books, etc.


 Arrangement Copyright 1997 Melvyn Wright

   

In Association with Amazon.com

 to KILL the background music  -  switch your computer off
Warning:
Pressing the STOP button may cause your computer to go bonkers

   

   

IMPORTANT: This web site uses my patented Emailophone(TM) Deluxe Integrated Messaging System for sending messages
The Emailophones on this web site are all connected to my personal Emailophone in my pocket.  To send a message to me, just click on any Emailophone, shout down the brass horn 'Mary had a little lamb', and turn the handle to wind up the spring.  The messages will be sent to me at a speed of 78rpm. This is much faster than ordinary email (and mobile phones) which only work at 33 1/3rpm.
Please note that my Emailophone system is top secret, so you will not find it on competitors' inferior web sites.
Would you trust other music suppliers when they are not even clever enough to invent deluxe messaging systems?

Emailophone(TM)
Emailophone #1

I wish to apologise most sincerely for my competitors' inferior products and appalling customer service

   This web site is being viewed on a recycled monitor

All pages and music on this site are Copyright 1997-2014 Melvyn Wright (that's me)

Crank Organ Ring

Disclaimer: Do not take any notice of all the information on this site - some of it is a load of rubbish.  However, the information which is not a load of rubbish is accurate and informative.  You must use common sense when knocking nails into a piece of wood, or engaging in other potentially hazardous activities.  Do not fall over unintentionally.  Always maintain your centre of gravity above your point of support.  Wear a condom, except when you are playing the piano- in which case you should wear a hat (if you're a woman).  Don't bash people over the head with spanners or similar automotive maintenance equipment.  Don't tell people what you think of them, especially if they are bigger than you are.  Do not break things, and never cause injuries to yourself or anybody else - unless they are standing in front of you in the bus queue.  Never mix cross-plies and radials on the same axle.  Don't try to operate a bacon slicer whilst in the nude.  

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